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# you forgot cat ass trophe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:50, archived)
# I went to Blackpool beach the other week
along with a Family Guy look-a-like convention and we all went on the Donkey Derby.

Boy did I have Meg on my race.


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:53, archived)
# i'm going to take a fucking flipflop to you, my lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:56, archived)
# "Flipflops are so BRACING"
plus the weapon of choice at Mecca Bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# haven't been the bingo for about 2 years
as it's shit. also, i'm actually wearing spanish leather sandals rather than flipflops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:04, archived)
# what do you call a french fella wearing sandals...
phillipe phillope

a-ha-ha-ha-ha-etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# old joke is old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:05, archived)
# but surely my sarcastic laughing
made it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:10, archived)
# not really, no
anyone want anything from tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:15, archived)
# a new joke book please
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:16, archived)
# they probably have them, too
i'm getting a dvd player and some squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:22, archived)
# you know they won't work together.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:24, archived)
# i will turn the squid into thai fish noodle soup
and watch a dvd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:29, archived)
# you better run!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:57, archived)
# although this really is a comp ass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 11:54, archived)
# oh and by the way
I kept drinking the fizzy pop.
then i went on the swings.
then i was sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:05, archived)
# you've nobody to blame but yourself
i hope you've learned your lesson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:14, archived)
# *puts down giant bottle of panda pop*
sorry, what? I was too busy drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:18, archived)
# silly boy!
someone's eaten all the rib n' saucy nik naks. there's still scampi n' lemon, but they're just not the same :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:22, archived)