I nearly got my car locked in at Reading B&Q on Thursday night
after popping across to the other carpark for a cheeseburger.
Two seconds later getting back and the git would have got the gate closed.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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The cheeseburger is so powerful it can almost immobilise a human vehicle
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 29 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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