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# I'll be...
er.. orange?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54, archived)
# lay off the sunbeds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Is that like on the floor next to them?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:06, archived)
# if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The local tan salon are going to be mystified
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# you could mystify most tanning salon employees with a damp rag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18, archived)
# just by holding it in front of their faces
they'd probably stare at it for 3 hours
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)
# i wouldn't do that
not without drugs, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# You're right, and now they took out an injunction against me
It was just an old wank sock, what's the fuss
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)