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# good work culminating in enlightenment
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I'd rather come back as a beanbag
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# I'm coming back as an ice cream cone, so I can be licked to death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# who does the licking?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# A fat, hungry woman.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# that's the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Oh, I was reserving my choices to seating appliances.
If I had a choice beyond seating appliances but limited to the realm of the inanimate I would plump for coming back as one of those teeth braces with the plastic lump that goes at the roof of the mouth. Not only do you get a whole host of lodged food to sup on but get to make the wearer sound well silly.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:43, archived)
# a retainer?
orthodontists are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# all those little polystyrene bits? ew!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)