:(But, but, I WORSHIP her* Golden Bum.
May it's softly glowing radience shine upon us all.
*her Ding's
(May it's softly glowing radience shine upon us all.
*
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:37,
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Is "Golden Bum" the sequel to "Goldfinger"?Was originally going to say "Goldmember", but eww.
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Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:48,
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HELL YEAH!GoldenBum (2013) Dir Gore Penguinski.
Starring:
Daniel Craig: James Bond 007
Lucy Liu: Empress Ding
Minase Yashiro: Ding's Sidekick Moggy
Donald Pleasence: stuj High Priest of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding and Generalissimo Of The Penguin Legion.
Plot Summary:
Bond must save the world from the insane whims of Incoherent Goddess Ding and her Holy Golden Bum. He gets killed by penguins riding attack KittyCopters. stuj's penguin legion declare Ding EMPRESS OF ALL and HIGHEST GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS on Earth and cede absolute control of the SECRET MOON-NAZI VOLCANO BASE and planet killing space battleship The Aurelian Buttocks to moggy.
And so a new reign of terror begins.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
:D
(Starring:
Daniel Craig: James Bond 007
Lucy Liu: Empress Ding
Minase Yashiro: Ding's Sidekick Moggy
Donald Pleasence: stuj High Priest of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding and Generalissimo Of The Penguin Legion.
Plot Summary:
Bond must save the world from the insane whims of Incoherent Goddess Ding and her Holy Golden Bum. He gets killed by penguins riding attack KittyCopters. stuj's penguin legion declare Ding EMPRESS OF ALL and HIGHEST GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS on Earth and cede absolute control of the SECRET MOON-NAZI VOLCANO BASE and planet killing space battleship The Aurelian Buttocks to moggy.
And so a new reign of terror begins.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:15,
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