'Oooooo ... well, if you were to ask me about this Middle-eastern question, and I *did* have that nice man Banksie_Moonie round last Thursday, a very nice man, I can tell you, and soooo polite! he even took his shoes off when he came in. He didn't have to, and no of course I never asked him. Well. it's not the done thing, is it? But ooo can you imagine if he had stood in something nasty? ooo the mess on my new carpets! Oh what was I saying again? I yes, this problem in Syria. Well, as I said to our Vera last Tuesday, ooo or was it Monday? You know ... just after she found out her Terry was gay again. Well I never. Oh yes, last Tuesday, that was it, I remember now because the window cleaner came round. Third time that week, but a very nice man. Verrrry nice man. So ... more tea? ... this Adidassy-Hussain. Well, as I was telling our June this morning, there's *nothing* in this world that cannot be put right with a nice cup of tea. And a fig roll. Oooh have you tried those new ones from the Co-op? Angie says she doesn't like them. Well I said to her, beggars can't be choosers! So I bet you, ooo yes I do, ten pence says that nobody has been round there yet and just knocked on his door and asked him. Oooo he could even come round here. Ooo just as long as he minds his ps and qs ... and my new carpet! ... Yes, so that's it. Send that nice Mr. Cameron around with some nice biscuits ... do you think they like Garibaldi biscuits over there? I love them. And then young David can ask him if he'd like a nice old good cup of tea and a sit down to talk about it. I bet you within half-an-hour they'd be best friends and round each other's houses after school to play bikes. Oooo that reminds me, can you see if they have any Battenburg cake in at the shops. Yes with proper marzipan, that's right. Oooo they don't make it like the used to do they? I bet you Mr. Adidasy likes a slice of that. I know I do! Oooo lovely!'
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