Not werepuppies which is the proper spelling of that particular homophone?
'This usage can be seen as a back-formation from werewolf (literally, 'man-wolf'), as there is no equivalent wifewolf.'
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:21,
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Spend your puppy with pride?
Ware, as a verb, means to spend, according to a quick search.
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Honourable Member is upstanding,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:25,
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That's interesting because spend as an intransitive verb means to ejaculate.
Getting close to figuring out the message here I think.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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