Oh man, do I need this.
Flatmate put down the shopping and nipped to the loo. When she came out, my cat had murdered and disembowelled the Go-Cat box, and eaten two-thirds of its contents.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 5 Feb 2014, 1:56,
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He tends not to vomit.
He just sits around looking smug, getting fatter and fatter.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 5 Feb 2014, 6:27,
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