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# Ooh, it's exciting.
Potatoes are very versatile, but a sponge is a cuter animal. Who will win?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Sponges may well be cute
But could you imagine falling asleep in the bath and waking up fo find one squidging up your chest to do god knows what to your face?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# I'm reading about it now
they're all hermaphrodites, they could either bud on your face or spunk on it through their pores.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:50, archived)
# On the first date?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)