It's amazing what futuristic space problems can be fixed by him taking psychoactive drugs and talking to his spirit animal.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:47,
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it's just an excuse for him to get off his facei bet he reprograms the internal sensors on purpose
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:57,
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