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# She *could*, but why would she?
They cynical answer would be, 'It's a make-work project so princess won't be dating an unemployed loser.'

The more likely response is something like this:
'Your Majesty, would you magically generate some ice blocks for free?'
'Fsck off, pleb.'
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:26, archived)
# True, true.
And I suppose even if she did, he could always find gainful employment for those ice-cutting skills, such as being on-call to defrost the royal bog every time she's had a slash and it's frozen the plumbing solid. Not sure he'd need the sledge though, unless she'd had a particularly massive dump.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:32, archived)