Are you saying that the reason he's not been seen for 38 days is because he's the Stig?
'Some say... that he's an autocratic despot with more men under arms than the rest of the world combined, and that he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.'
That works.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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You work for his public relations company.
AICMFP
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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