Where's the most dangerous place to stand if you're afraid of being trampled to death?

Between a politician and a camera.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Sat 29 Nov 2014, 15:18,
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*sympathy replies*
*5 cent re-used pun*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 29 Nov 2014, 19:07,
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