
My usual mood makes you look like a children's television presenter on really, really good drugs. I nail grumpy like no-one else can.
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Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:44,
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But I've never really taken any drugs. I'm so very middle class boring I'm afraid.
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Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:56,
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but back in the day, i'd spend many a weekend gurning, with my fingers doing the mad pianist
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Sun 30 Nov 2014, 15:58,
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I don't think I ever had the opportunity. I tried weed and came to the conclusion that I could be lazy and depressed for half the price, and I tried amyl nitrate and had to get my fingernail marks out the ceiling. That's about it really.
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Sun 30 Nov 2014, 16:03,
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