
On running the program, during a routine procedure the machine began to show signs of self-awareness. Will continue to observe for further developments
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Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:05,
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Are you a professional arsehole or just a highly gifted amateur?
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Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:06,
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I'll take a stab at your question though and say she's bubbly, has a wicked sense of humour that is easily misunderstood and always has this faint aroma of toejam. She likes to take long walks on the beach at sunset and her favorite food is Thai Green Bean Tom Kai.
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Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:12,
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