Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Sorry old man, we don't understand your bantz.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board,
Tue 27 Jan 2015, 21:17,
archived)