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# we all are
but some of us intend to go out fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# I hope to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather did.
...not in terror, like his passengers.

bADUM-tISH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:31, archived)
# silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds like one of Milton Jones'
Like the one about his family all being police marksmen - except his granddad, who was a bank robber.

Actually, his granddad died recently, but at least he was surrounded by his family.

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Another granddad had a bad cough, so his wife smeared his back with lard. He went downhill very quickly after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 May 2015, 19:20, archived)
# oh dear tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 3:43, archived)