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# i'm at my mum's house every day
she's got wifi, i haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:04, archived)
# Hmm.
A choice between no WiFi or no parental grief; tough call. Might be simpler to admit defeat and become a lesbian.
(No, you choose a username Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:09, archived)
# i don't even hang out with other women
i find most of them irritating or dull. i have no interest in clothes, make-up or children and most of them hate horror films and heavy metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:16, archived)
# Being irritating...
...covers 99.99999% of the population. Misanthropy is the only rational choice!
(No, you choose a username Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever., Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:25, archived)
# see, this is why i knit
it stops me stabbing people with the needles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 18:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 15:20, archived)