Every time I go into my local Cancer Research shop they're not doing any research at all.
Unless re-arranging cardigans and drinking weak tea are potential carcinogens.
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Shlvng,
Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:12,
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They keep checking all the second hand books
Just in case "teh secret to life" is stashed inside
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 15 Aug 2015, 11:07,
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