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# have some emergency fluff for your pain and suffering
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:41, archived)
# I'm officially old now
I noticed the well finished flooring and the way the cats' eyes matched.
*keeps drinking*
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 2:51, archived)
# how old is 'officially old'?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:02, archived)
# I think it's a state of mind really.
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:06, archived)
# certainly
I am 53 now. I paste pictures of celebs onto orangutan fannies
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:16, archived)
# I talk to cats and play online scrabble whilst drinking homebrew.
wait a sec, this is sounding like 'more tragic' competition
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 3:28, archived)
# You can't say 'more tragic' without 'magic'
I'm available for motivational speaking at your corporate rallies
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 6:34, archived)
# will there be more alphabetic acrobatics like that?
Like 'you can't spell funeral without "fun"'?
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 11:42, archived)