news reports of my death
will likely end with the words "before turning the gun on herself"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 16:56,
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I think I've turned into Nathan Barley
Mine will probably read 'he became self-aware'
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:03,
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or 'was found partially inside the rice pudding'
I must shrink those stereophonics images. They are making me sick
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon,
Sat 4 Jun 2016, 17:57,
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