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# come on rupert
the wife's leg's fallen off and you're just the right height to serve as a temporary replacement...
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 10:59, archived)
# What's the name of his other leg?
/poppins
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Ooooooooh dear
I laughed so much, I got stuck to the ceiling.
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 11:02, archived)
# it's awfully dark and gloomy up there
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 11:03, archived)
# that's ok
the bats keep me company, and the spiders are like walking cocktail sausages, only with extra cocktail sticks.
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hmm
you could put bits of cheese and pineapple on their legs for a buffet extravanganza
(, Thu 1 May 2003, 11:09, archived)