Why did the baker have brown hands?
because he kneaded a poo.
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Keroscene,
Mon 1 Apr 2019, 15:13,
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I went to the pound shop bakers
where everything was a quid, except one of the cakes which was one pound fifty. I asked the baker why and he explained: "That's Madeira cake".
nothing to do with poo.
sorry.
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unclepills,
Mon 1 Apr 2019, 20:42,
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