Seeing as I can't be arsed to do any more, here's the rest of the list:- Always retrieving your trove [Gove as a dog fetching treasure]
- Into Tom Daley you dove [Gove as diver landing on top of celebrated Olympic failure]
- Underachieveing a loave [sic] [Gove as failing Bake Off contestant]
- Always relieving in mauve [Gove pissing a stream of purple piss - hi, Web Sheriff!!!]
- Spend Christmas Eve in your cove [Gove as one of Santa's elves, in a cove]
- In Tel Aviv with a clove/Testicle-deep in a clove [Gove visiting Israel clutching garlic, or fucking it, your choice of mental image]
- Always be leaving to rove [Gove off out for a walk]
- Having a wee in alcove [self-explanatory]
- Head beneath wig that is wove [sic] [Gove sporting an obviously fake hairpiece]
- Into our view you did hove [self-explanatory]
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- Into Tom Daley you dove [Gove as diver landing on top of celebrated Olympic failure]
- Underachieveing a loave [sic] [Gove as failing Bake Off contestant]
- Always relieving in mauve [Gove pissing a stream of purple piss - hi, Web Sheriff!!!]
- Spend Christmas Eve in your cove [Gove as one of Santa's elves, in a cove]
- In Tel Aviv with a clove/Testicle-deep in a clove [Gove visiting Israel clutching garlic, or fucking it, your choice of mental image]
- Always be leaving to rove [Gove off out for a walk]
- Having a wee in alcove [self-explanatory]
- Head beneath wig that is wove [sic] [Gove sporting an obviously fake hairpiece]
- Into our view you did hove [self-explanatory]