I was bored at work yesterday, had Spandau Ballet's 'Gold' stuck in my head, and came up with a shitload of these.Luckily for everyone I've only had time to do three. So far.
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Thu 9 May 2019, 11:33,
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The next one on the list was "testicles-deep in a clove [of garlic]", so I think I'll stop now.
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Thu 9 May 2019, 11:38,
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ThanksNoone should have to see that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 9 May 2019, 15:20,
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Nice, I was struggling to think of one for mauve.We'll gloss over the fact that it doesn't scan, but nobody's perfect.
Seeing as I can't be arsed to do any more, here's the rest of the list:- Always retrieving your trove [Gove as a dog fetching treasure]
- Into Tom Daley you dove [Gove as diver landing on top of celebrated Olympic failure]
- Underachieveing a loave [sic] [Gove as failing Bake Off contestant]
- Always relieving in mauve [Gove pissing a stream of purple piss - hi, Web Sheriff!!!]
- Spend Christmas Eve in your cove [Gove as one of Santa's elves, in a cove]
- In Tel Aviv with a clove/Testicle-deep in a clove [Gove visiting Israel clutching garlic, or fucking it, your choice of mental image]
- Always be leaving to rove [Gove off out for a walk]
- Having a wee in alcove [self-explanatory]
- Head beneath wig that is wove [sic] [Gove sporting an obviously fake hairpiece]
- Into our view you did hove [self-explanatory]
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Thu 9 May 2019, 19:01,
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- Into Tom Daley you dove [Gove as diver landing on top of celebrated Olympic failure]
- Underachieveing a loave [sic] [Gove as failing Bake Off contestant]
- Always relieving in mauve [Gove pissing a stream of purple piss - hi, Web Sheriff!!!]
- Spend Christmas Eve in your cove [Gove as one of Santa's elves, in a cove]
- In Tel Aviv with a clove/Testicle-deep in a clove [Gove visiting Israel clutching garlic, or fucking it, your choice of mental image]
- Always be leaving to rove [Gove off out for a walk]
- Having a wee in alcove [self-explanatory]
- Head beneath wig that is wove [sic] [Gove sporting an obviously fake hairpiece]
- Into our view you did hove [self-explanatory]