There's list somewhere of things that Bones isn't
My favourite, the only one that stuck in my mind is 'escalator'.
Kirk - '... Bones!'
Bones - 'I'm a doctor Jim, not an escalator!'
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant,
Sun 17 May 2020, 18:16,
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here ya go
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 17 May 2020, 21:12,
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