The multitude looked upon the loaves and fishes and asked 'What's for pudding?'
And lo the ice cream machine was still broken
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Mehitabel_Itrang,
Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:10,
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And lo, Jesus took two ice creams and five boxes of McNuggets
And created five thousand Chicken McFlurrys. And there was much puking and retching.
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rogerzilla,
Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:05,
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