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Why Mehitabel_itrang?

I chose mehitabel from the book 'Archy's life of Mehitabel', it's a biography of a cat (mehitabel) written in verse by a cockroach (archy) who has to jump from key to key on a typewriter to produce it.

see here for more Archy and Mehitabel

Unfortunately It was already taken so I added _itrang i.e. Me hit a bel _ it rang

Likes:

bud neill, berke breathed, g.b. trudeau, glen baxter, w.c.fields, ronald searle, molesworth, peter arno, s.j. perelman, charles adams, jessie m. king, weegee

Dislikes:

Timmy Mallet

amongst others

Recent front page messages:


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Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How did the Werewolf get its meal?
Deliveroo00oo00oo
(Mon 1st Mar 2021, 20:18, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

my brother used this one while working as a Dj with his mate
*interrupts music* *pumps up mic volume*

Hey Dave, don't joke about the holocaust my grandad died in a concentration camp

*pause* *crowd all looks round*

I'm sorry John, was he gassed?

*pause*

No Dave, he fell out of his machine gun tower!

*stunned silence from crowd*

*quickly puts music back on*
*never rehired*
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:38, More)

» Nativity Plays

third shepherd
an all action part (well pointing at the ceiling) with the dramatic line

look up, look up, a star

I had a crook made of cardboard tube and brown painted papier-mache, as if someone had taken an excessively long and straight shit
(Thu 26th Mar 2009, 23:08, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Veterinary fertility scientists don't like to show a preference for any one area of study in their discipline
but they all know that the basis of canine spermatozoa production is the dog's bollocks
(Sun 15th Sep 2024, 22:36, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which large body of water are Veterinary Urologists always talking about?
The cat's peeing! See!
(Sun 15th Sep 2024, 13:07, More)
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