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Why Mehitabel_itrang?

I chose mehitabel from the book 'Archy's life of Mehitabel', it's a biography of a cat (mehitabel) written in verse by a cockroach (archy) who has to jump from key to key on a typewriter to produce it.

see here for more Archy and Mehitabel

Unfortunately It was already taken so I added _itrang i.e. Me hit a bel _ it rang


bud neill, berke breathed, g.b. trudeau, glen baxter, w.c.fields, ronald searle, molesworth, peter arno, s.j. perelman, charles adams, jessie m. king, weegee


Timmy Mallet

amongst others

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Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How did the Werewolf get its meal?
(Mon 1st Mar 2021, 20:18, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

my brother used this one while working as a Dj with his mate
*interrupts music* *pumps up mic volume*

Hey Dave, don't joke about the holocaust my grandad died in a concentration camp

*pause* *crowd all looks round*

I'm sorry John, was he gassed?


No Dave, he fell out of his machine gun tower!

*stunned silence from crowd*

*quickly puts music back on*
*never rehired*
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:38, More)

» Nativity Plays

third shepherd
an all action part (well pointing at the ceiling) with the dramatic line

look up, look up, a star

I had a crook made of cardboard tube and brown painted papier-mache, as if someone had taken an excessively long and straight shit
(Thu 26th Mar 2009, 23:08, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Who was the seashore's favourite song writer?
Burt Bladderwrack
(Fri 10th Feb 2023, 17:21, More)

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

only a few hours ago
I can't tell now if I was aware of it before it happened or if the noise of the impact drew my attention very quickly to it.

I could tell that its back had been either broken or crushed. The rear legs were dragged behind it as it tried to get to cover as quickly as possible. I'm guessing it's last instinct was that it had been attacked and needed to find shelter from the predator.

Someone ran over to look for it but we all knew there wasn't any hope. It's last action was to hide under a car, the very thing that had just hit it.

It was a cat.

I didn't bother going to see the body, there was nothing that could have been done.

I felt a little numb.
(Wed 5th Mar 2008, 23:24, More)
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