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# What's the difference between Joan Collins and the Eiffel Tower?
Some people haven't been up the Eiffel Tower.

I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old '4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump' gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)