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getting some funny looks on the train here lol.

From the Political Video Games challenge. See all 96 entries (open)

(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 13:15, archived)
# 'You blow in the hole, I'll do the fingering'
(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 13:26, archived)
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Rofl
(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 13:38, archived)
# "5 finger teaching mode"
zOMG, that's a full Joan Collins!

(old playground joke: what's the difference between Joan Collins and a KitKat? You only get 4 fingers in a KitKat.)

Yes, I went to a state primary school
(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:39, archived)
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did you hear about the workman who fell through Joan Collins' bedroom ceiling? He got seven years bad luck.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:46, archived)
# What's the difference between Joan Collins and the Eiffel Tower?
Some people haven't been up the Eiffel Tower.

I think these were mostly repurposed into Essex girl jokes 20 years later, like the old "4 pints of (dog) semen and a stomach pump" gets applied to every high-profile male singing star of the decade.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)