Because you're a complete an utter cunt you set fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' balls.Jonny's balls are on fire, what do you do?
Laugh
Furiously jack off.
Call the paramedics
(Laugh
Furiously jack off.
Call the paramedics
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You call the paramedics, a man named Aaron asks you how long Little Jonny Kanickers balls have been on fire.I'm not sure, I just got here.
About an hour.
Ask Aaron if he's a Christian.
(About an hour.
Ask Aaron if he's a Christian.
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