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# Which bit?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You decide to be a prissy pretentious cunt, crucial, I think I want ya
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
# You don a Jetsuit courtesy of Gravity Industries.
The internal UI states the following:

Approaching Moon
Fuel low
Go North
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:40, archived)
# You approach the Moon, in the distance you notice an unusally large crater.
What do you do?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
# You Go North.
You find yourslef in a presipice filled with mutant lobster men engaged in perpetual buggery and self-explosion.

What do you do?

Engage in the self-explosion buggery.
Try to talk them down.
Go East.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:23, archived)
# You engage in self-explosive buggery. (California's alright)
You fuck your own anus whilst simultaneously exploding inwards.

Your guts are a computation.

What do you do?

Analyse the exported .ans spreadsheet.
Go for coffee.
Transport your conciousness to a previous instance.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:40, archived)
# Holy Fuck! XD
Great read.
Would read again.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 5:04, archived)
# You double-down, no one has their finger on the pulse more than you.
Why is everybody else so stupid?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:52, archived)
# You make a gorn animation.
It's very good.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
# Too bad his brain is Gorn.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)