Is your friend
an inside-out scrotum?
It's very woo, and gets my vote :)
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Fri 9 May 2003, 20:01,
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Well
She seems to have hooked up with a sado-masochist from Perth, so I'm not sure if that counts?
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swimmy,
Fri 9 May 2003, 20:11,
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