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giggle

is that what yours looks like?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:04, archived)

furry and slightly bent?

no comment

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:05, archived)

hahahahaha

titter
guffaw
licks lips etc

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

It's what everyone's is like

why, is yours different?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

very different

i am female

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:06, archived)

I said

everyone :)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:07, archived)

do you have the number

for a good plastic (and fur) surgeon?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:08, archived)

I dont personally

but if you open a hotmail account you're bound to recieve an informative emailing about it sooner rather than later - or so i have been lead to believe

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:10, archived)

i have plenty of hotmail accounts

but i only get mail telling me how to make my penis bigger, not how to grow one from scratch. or add fur. or make it ribbed like the squirrels "neck" appears to be.
hold on... penis? what...?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:13, archived)

Mine wants me to get bigger breats

which is the exact opposite of what i want (tho it could be my secret desire i refuse to own up to)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:15, archived)

if mine sent me offers like that

i might take them up on it

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:17, archived)

well id suggest a swap but i think

id rather have boobs than a ribbed cock - im happy with my telecopic furry one

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:23, archived)

it would saving buying

"ribbed for extra pleasure" condoms...

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:25, archived)

good point

but i generally get the furry ones for the genuine flesh to flesh feeling

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:38, archived)

hahaha!

that really is very unpleasant for me to think about.
furry... hmm...

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:43, archived)

Thats why i rarely

think about anything I say either before or afterwards

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 20 May 2003, 23:44, archived)

heh

if you're still looking down this far, get ye onto b3ta m3ss3nger

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 20 May 2003, 23:54, archived)