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I'm not worried too much about the kittens, so long as Kirk's handlers can keep him from breaking into an impromptu rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 1:46, archived)
# OMG! I was just telling someone
about that yesterday. She is a Beatles fan and visibly shuddered as I described how awful that was....

"With..... tangerinetrees... and... marmaladeskies."

Evil kittens are too good for the man! CRY HAVOC AND UNLEASH THE OTTERS OF WAR!
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Confession
I have to admit to an unspeakable atrocity I perpetrated upon a former flatmate at this point.

After failing to upgrade the BIND software on his machine despite being told about it, I used a couple of exploits to get root on his box and proceeded to lock out root and play Shatner's version of LSD on loop at half speed on his machine.

I understand the matter is due to be brought before the Hague tribunal in a number of months' time...
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 2:30, archived)
# You sick bastard, I hope that you...
.. rot in hell. etc etc

Nice one. =)
(, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 4:59, archived)