having
nothing but a bale of straw in your cheeks.
(
_null_,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:36,
archived)
chewing on nylon
whilst having your bollocks pinged by a goat.
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:37,
archived)
suffering
at the feet of ten thousand footless pens
(
_null_,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:38,
archived)
sitting on the pope's knee.
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:39,
archived)
sideways thrombosis
in the penguin kingdom
(
_null_,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:40,
archived)
going bungee jumping
only to realise halfway down you forgot to let your golden labrador out this morning.
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:41,
archived)
not knowing
where north is.
(
_null_,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:42,
archived)
understanding only polish,
and trying to tell a frenchman youve left some cheese on top of his wardrobe.
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:44,
archived)
ooooooooo
waiting to sneeze and someone stops you
(
?,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:43,
archived)
Eating your
own arm
(
@man move along, nothing to see here on,
Fri 30 May 2003, 15:41,
archived)