women seem to fall for bastards, all you've got to do is watch Kilroy and you'll see...
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:54,
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who wouldnt know sense if it him them in the eye, and then ran off shouting "HA HA I AM SENSE AND I JUST HIT SOME MUNTA IN THE EYE!"
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 0:57,
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as they say, when theres not much of a selection at the buffet you're not so fussy what you put on your plate...
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:01,
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and after all, you dont look out the window when your poking the fireplace
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:04,
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given some of the munters on the chatshows* you'd have to look out of the window when poking the fireplace.
*obviously the shows entitled "I am a nymphomaniac model and have a beautiful tanned curvy figure and large breasts" aren't included in that statement.
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:11,
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*obviously the shows entitled "I am a nymphomaniac model and have a beautiful tanned curvy figure and large breasts" aren't included in that statement.
that would make more sense. anyway, i am just going to abuse my power to make the sexy with women and then toss them away like a piece of toast that fell on the floor, and got all dust and crap on it because it had sticky butter on it.
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Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:18,
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