Descartes walks into a bar, says 'Hello everyone, I am the famous philosopher Descartes. You may have heard of me, or read one of my many works.'Bloke at bar says 'Well, in that case you can afford to buy us all a drink, can't you?'
Descartes says 'Ha! I think not!' and vanishes.
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Descartes says 'Ha! I think not!' and vanishes.