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Group account for whoever happens to be using the house computer. Because we don't want to log out. Ever.

Recent front page messages:

it's a survey!

(Sat 4th Feb 2006, 21:46, More)

Pretty obvious

(Sat 23rd Nov 2002, 22:37, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Little things that turn you on

having any social contact
with people who tolerate my presence

I await this day eagerly
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 7:13, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon ...

but Michael Jackson enjoys fucking small boys up the arsehole.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 16:37, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 16:36, More)

» Urban Legends

I convinced all my friends that
due to a badly-worded law banning nunchakus in the 70s, it was briefly illegal to attach anything to anything else by using a chain, for instance a dog to a lamppost.
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 2:22, More)

» Urban Legends

I told a friend
that Shakespeare's "King John" was about a man with a corkscrew penis. He goes through the whole play trying to find a woman with an appropriately shaped vagina, but when he finds one at the end, her spiral is going the other way around and he won't fit. That's why it's a tragedy.

When I told it I thought he understood it was a joke, but he brought it up months later as if it were true.
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 2:21, More)
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