there's
two pizza's in a microwave.
one says: damn it's hot in here
the other: how odd, a talking pizza!
/coats
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notshitashi OMOH,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:49,
archived)
two chicken sandwiches walking down the road
"Where do you live?"
"I'm not telling you- you'll nick my washing"
(
Duncan Disorderly,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:03,
archived)