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I used to want a baby, but Bella says we should be sterilized.

What does that mean? I know we have sterilized milk with our packed lunches.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

It means you're really clean

but your tubes don't go all the way to Ovary Station

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Wanda isn't clean. She works in Tescos Lewisham.

She smells of wee.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Doesn't everyone who works in Tescos ...

.. smell of wee? Or is it everyone in Lewisham? I can never remember

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Me and Derek like Lewisham shopping centre.

We go there to buy fruity pencil rubbers. We sit on the bench outside Burger King.

I've got to go now. Bella is coming.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

I don't doubt that for a minute

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)