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From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)
( , Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)
( , Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)
excuse my pedantry
surely it's 'worries for another day', as 'no worries for another day', would mean defering the no worries until later.
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31,
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I don't like hospitals.
My boyfriend Derek had to go to have an operation on an undescended testicle. I didn't like the smell of the wards, and the nurses were rude to me.
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:27,
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He showed me them afterwards.
They looked horrible.
I don't want a baby anymore.
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31,
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I don't want a baby anymore.
Babies only start off looking like testicles...
.. they fill out in later life
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:32,
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I used to want a baby, but Bella says we should be sterilized.
What does that mean? I know we have sterilized milk with our packed lunches.
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:34,
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It means you're really clean
but your tubes don't go all the way to Ovary Station
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36,
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Wanda isn't clean. She works in Tescos Lewisham.
She smells of wee.
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:36,
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Doesn't everyone who works in Tescos ...
.. smell of wee? Or is it everyone in Lewisham? I can never remember
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Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:38,
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