penguins don't make very good ninjas
their flippers are more structured for guitar strumming than ninja star throwing*
*fact
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KnitWit,
Mon 23 Jun 2003, 20:45,
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Don't say that, he might hear you!
Aww, let him dream! It's coming to where the crazy dreams of a pengiun trying to be a ninja doesn't amount to a hill a beans in this crazy world!
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Liquid Metal Joe,
Mon 23 Jun 2003, 20:50,
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