If you're wanking in the showerwouldn't you have the water running? And how did the offended person determine that it was spunk and not hair conditioner? Did s/he smell it?
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Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:43,
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The whole thing is quite clearly bullbut it was amusing bull until this arsemangling twummockscratcher came along and make it into even more amusing bull.
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Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:46,
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