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# They have some very strange rules over there.
You can have black bars which is the most common form. You can also legally airbrush over the image with a representation of the nether regions as well as edit out the pubic hairs in that region (apparently a Barbie crotch is legal for display) or, in a strange and wonderful book I wish I had bought several years ago, you can show a lady in the buff holding a (framed) photograph of her privates in front of the actual area. We found this book with some amazing custom, um... coiffes which were then photographed, framed behind glass and then held by the models in front of their reclining forms.

If you ever find a copy of that book, buy it. If you find two, let me know, damnit: one of the better illustrations we instantly dubbed 'the perfect wave' in honor of its flowing, uniform surfer's curl.
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54, archived)