you
should have sent him a picture of some really flat , spaniels ears tits , then when you get your own (probably) impressive norks out he'll squeal like a piggy !
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Tedmus,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:32,
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I'll have him squealing like a piggy anyway ;)
/did I really say that :/
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37,
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