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# It doesn't yet
But in version 1.2 of the Digestinator (we're on 1.1 right now) we plan to have self-cleaning spasms. In 1.3 we're gonna get the controlling thingy to make amusing noises, one of which is a burp for the cleaning spasms. Most of it is licking and smacking noises though.
(Lupustheflyingdog, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# you'll want to copyright that ASAP
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Oh, I have.
But for some reason the US and Chinese governments aren't bidding very high for it, maybe Digestinator 2.5 when it can actually get up and move and tunnel itself in again not to mention replace its own traps...
(Lupustheflyingdog, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)