I think some mayonnaise might help
Salad Cream is probably too vinegary for this type of injury. The higher egg content of mayonnaise will ease the pain and reduce the swelling.
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butchbint,
Thu 17 Jul 2003, 14:44,
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Mmmm...
eggs. I like eggs (see profile)
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Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband,
Thu 17 Jul 2003, 14:47,
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