That's nothing...You haven't lived until you've heard Ben Vereen read the 'jive version' of the Pentateuch.
I remember hearing this once. Genesis 1:1 went something like 'When the Almighty was down with his program, he made heaven and earth.' 'Thou shalt not kill' became 'Don't waste nobody.'
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I remember hearing this once. Genesis 1:1 went something like 'When the Almighty was down with his program, he made heaven and earth.' 'Thou shalt not kill' became 'Don't waste nobody.'