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# Well, I wrote a song
its called the 'Beer Run' song...I don't have a microphone, so I can't record it...and I'm dead broke so I can't buy a domain. So I'll be lame and write it here. Sooo....you can use it, but just sing it fast and with a country twang...

THE BEER RUN SONG

B-double E-double R-U-N beer ruuuuuun
B-double E-double R-U-N beer ruuuuuuun
All you need is a ten and a fiver
keys and a car and a sober driver
B-double E-double R-U-N beeer RUUN

Went up to the baaar
Ordered myself some vodkaaaaa
Guy next to me was so drunk
he reeked of sulfaaaaa

Handed him some freshenerrrrr
He told me I looked like his motherrrrrr
So I hit him in the faaaaace
And along came the bouncerrrrrrrr

And now I'm in the hospitalllll
Tryin to eat my Jelloooooooo
Thinking bout my beer run
and the run in with that drunk fellowwww

B-double E-double R-U-N beeeer ruuuun
B-double E-double R-U-N beeeeeeeeer RUUUN
All you need is a ten and a fiver
keys and a car and a sober driver
B-double E-double R-U-N BEER RUN!

Isn't that lame? Just mention that I wrote it : )
(, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I like the chorus particularly
well done you
(, Tue 19 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)